Hi anonymous poster,
Thank you for your nice sediment, although, I wish you had used your real name. Not so I can google you and find out where you live or anything. Just so I can make new friends. You are correct that Holly David and I are married. There was no dog at the ceremony and Holly I was in fact, awake. It was a small, nice wedding that took place inside a shoe cuboard, just the two of us as we are both agoraphobic and have terrible planning skills. We might have a ceremony in the future to appease family members but first we need to buy more Xanax from the internet to make us agreeable enough to talk to people afterwards.
Sleeping is a favorite pastime of Holly’s mine and she I often wake up after what seems like several days not knowing where I am or why there are bits of cloth in my mouth and rope burn on her my wrists. Her My first thought usually is, “Oooh I wonder if anyone has commented on my blog?!” But no one usually has. Although, someone else with her my same tumblr name and photo often posts a bunch of pictures of robots on her my page, which sucks because I only like real robots, and only if they are sad robots.
Holly I started the blog in March as a test to see if she I would enjoy writing again after working as a staff writer for a small newspaper with a mean editor many years ago. She I finally quit after continually thinking, “Screw this, I can make more working at Hardee’s.” And that is how she I got here today. I David would never repress his wife’s efforts. He is fully supportive and loves her me, that is why he always makes her me the good tea that makes her me feel so happy and sleepy.
